The Porn that Jesus Likes

So this guy in the UK photoshopped some dirty pictures to make the women look younger, and now he faces possible jail time on 'child porn' charges. I couldn't make this up if I tried -- check it out. It's pointed out that one could even wind up in jail for crudely copying a child's head from one picture and pasting it onto the head of a naked adult in another. Seriously. Seriously?

You'd think that the people who crafted such a fucked-up set of laws would probably be the real bible-thumping jesus-freak types, right? Well, not so fast on the assumption there, partner.

Check this out: ChristiaNet.com, which refers to itself as "the world's most visited Christian website" conducted a (totally non-scientific) poll, the results of which indicate that 50% of Christian men and 20% of Christian women are addicted to pornography.

Additionally, 60% of the women who answered the survey confessed having "significant struggles with lust." 40% admitted to being "involved in sexual sin" in the past year.

Don't fight it, babies -- feel it. Jesus is all about the looooove, baby.

Although, I suspect when He suggested you should 'love thy neighbor', he probably wasn't thinking you'd prepare for it by self-administering several enemas for all that hard core A2M action you learned about from the Internets, or by finding an oversized rosary for your illicit lover to pull out of your ass as you climax. But still -- however freaky you want to get, I'm sure if big J had to make a choice, He'd pick DP over WMD every time.