At a megachurch in Memphis, the Statue of
Liberation Through Christ was consecrated Tuesday.
The statue, says the church's pastor, is a way of "letting
people know that God is the foundation of our nation."
Did anybody tell these nitwits that the Statue of Liberty is French? By the way -- that's not the Constitution in her left hand, it's the Ten Commandments. And she's got the word "Jehovah" inscribed across her crown. There's a single tear rolling down her cheek, which I assume is Lady Liberty's reaction to the repeated anal rape she's received from right-wing Christian zealots like George W. Bush.
I heard somewhere that the original design for the statue featured sharpened ends on the cross that dripped with the blood of infidels. They decided to save that theme for a new statue they'll unveil next year, as yet unnamed, that features Abraham Lincoln stabbing a jew.
